David Virtue’s weekly digest contains this gem from College Station:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a lump of feces by the clean end." — 2007 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.
Gig ’em! You can play the Aggie War Hymn to go along with this.